recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
