His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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