Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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