I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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