don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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