I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
