Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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