i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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