Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you win again, gameday.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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