party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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