You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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