She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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