Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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