He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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