Don't you send me to vm
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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