Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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