I want to stick my p in your. b.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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