dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Help. Why am I so naked?
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