Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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