Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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