My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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