She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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