I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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