Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
ttyl tear gas
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am available for nakedness
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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