BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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