I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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