Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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