at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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