Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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