Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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