yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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