I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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