woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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