:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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