dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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