What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
be right there i have to get my cape
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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