No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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