He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I wish I only lived at night.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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