Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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