It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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