i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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