Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
