have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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