I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Don't EVER smell your tampon
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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