Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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