i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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