She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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