I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I skipped work to stalk him.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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