I think I am morally bankrupt
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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