You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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