My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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