Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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