I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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